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    September 18

    星座男女的故事

     
    某天，狮子男驾车送狮子女回家，发生追尾事故。
    狮子女下车，佯装冷静，报案，与pol.ice交涉。
    白羊男A下班打车路过，看到狮子女站在路中，遂下车陪伴。
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    在医院，狮子女收到白羊男Ｂ短信及电话，询问是否发生事故。狮子女未回复。
    狮子女分别给射手男天蝎男发了短信。
    射手男回复说，没事，早点休息吧。
    天蝎男沉默。
    白羊男Ａ一直陪在身边。
    白羊男Ｂ没有收到回复，沉默。
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    狮子女分别给射手男＼天蝎男＼处女男电话。
    射手男比较关心结果，听说没啥大事，就说那还是早点休息吧。
    天蝎男的电话无人接听。
    处女男对来龙去脉８了个遍，顺道表示了下同情。
    白羊男Ａ电话表示了关心。
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    次日晨。
    白羊男Ｂ见到狮子女，遂８挂下事故，称路过看到。
    白羊男Ａ主动关心了下事情进展。
    射手男被动关心了下事情进展。
    天蝎男继续沉默。
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    结论：
    １.白羊男最８挂
    ２.天蝎男最冷酷
    ３.射手男最随意
    ４.处女男最爱细节
    ５.狮子男最不靠谱
    ６.狮子女很郁闷
     
     
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    小v ZHAOwrote:
    巨蟹男最唐僧：）
    25 Sept.
    mengmeng19​81wrote:
    主要还是没遇到巨蟹男^_^
    25 Sept.
    小v ZHAOwrote:
    天蝎男的口碑啊。。。
    sigh...
    为啥我身边这么多天蝎！@#￥%……
    21 Sept.
    anniewrote:
    天蝎女绝对是好滴, 嘿嘿~ (我自己就是天蝎女)
    天蝎男绝对是差滴~~ (数个经验总结的结论)
    21 Sept.
    刀 妖wrote:
    又一个天蝎女被无情的忽略了。惨。其实我才是默默关心你的天蝎男。
    20 Sept.
    小v ZHAOwrote:
    你上次不是和我说：“我是天蝎男。。”
    18 Sept.
    Shaoqun WENGwrote:
    天蝎女被你无情的忽略了，我第一时间关心你，你居然挂了我的电话，听，心碎piapia的....
    18 Sept.

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